2.15.2011

stupid valentine's day

that's right! i don't like it. that silly day created by corporations so that cards and flowers would sell. a day to create outlandish expectations by people of their significant others. a day where being single is in comparison to being less than human...unaccepted.

stupid day. all these happy people. yuck. lovey dovey and all that other cheesy stuff. oo.cooties. just not fair. a day that makes me hate relationships. of course since other people have them.

these opinions are very wispy and liable to change on one thing. a relationship. then i shall claim a love of valentine's day and utter enjoyment in all it offers. see how shallow i really am.

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please read this as an ironic and humourous rant, not to be construed seriously.

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